StarStalker Celebrity News Archive:

16/07/07 | When dirty Harry met Dani
- Nazi sympathiser Prince Harry has found his dream date in Big Brother racist Danielle Lloyd. The British royal - who ...
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16/07/07 | Jack's the elephant man
- An elephant has had a lucky escape after a shocking encounter with Ozzy Osbourne’s obese son Jack. The poor br ...
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16/07/07 | David learns to write
- Fasten your seatbelt and get ready to eat your hat because illiterate moron David Beckham has started his own blog. The man who admit ...
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16/07/07 | Kylie has no self respect
- Like a dog returning to vomit, Kylie Minogue is back sniffing round her cheating ex, Olivier Martinez. The g ...
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03/07/07 | Beth’s tent sex
- Rock giant Beth Ditto is designing a range of sexy tents for New Look. The Gossip star claims her & ...
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30/06/07 | Jordan sprogs again
- British glamour model Jordan has given birth to a "beautiful, stunning girl with massive eyes" according to her Neanderthal pop-fl ...
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29/06/07 | Jen prefers brickie to Brad
- Jennifer Aniston claims her British brickie is a shag superstar compared to her exes Brad Pitt and Vince Vaughn Read Jen prefers brickie to Brad Here
26/06/07 | Paris is sprung
- Paris Hilton has been released from jail following three weeks’ as Large Marge’s luxury dyke food. The hotel heirhead is ...
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24/06/07 | Pam’s lap dancing club
- Pamela Anderson plans to help more girls hinge their careers on bouncing boobies and big hair. The pneumatic blonde wants to wind dow ...
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24/06/07 | Eddie's baby shock
- StarStalker is as stark-bollock stunned as Eddie Murphy after discovering he is in fact the biological father of Me ...
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